Between two evils, I always pick the one I never tried before.

If you're ever stuck in some thick undergrowth in your underwear, don't stop and start thinking of what other words have 'under' in them, because that's probably the first sign of jungle madness.
~Author : Jack Handey Deep Thoughts Famous Quotes

Our party has been accused of fooling the public by calling tax increases 'revenue enhancement.' Not so. No one was fooled.
~Author : J Danforth Quayle Inspirational Sayings

Between two evils, I always pick the one I never tried before.
~Author : Mae West Klondike Annie 1936 film Nice Quotes

You cannot teach a crab to walk straight.
~Author : Aristophenes Great Sayings

There are many shining qualities on the mind of man; but none so useful as discretion. It is this which gives a value to all the rest, and sets them at work in their proper places, and turns them to the advantage of their possessor. Without it, learning is pedantry; wit, impertinence; virtue itself looks like weakness; and the best parts only qualify a man to be more sprightly in errors, and active to his own prejudice. Though a man has all other perfections and wants discretion, he will be of no great consequence in the world; but if he has this single talent in perfection, and but a common share of others, he may do what he pleases in his station of life.
~Author : Joseph Addison Meaningful Sayings

The chief objection of playing wind instruments is that it prolongs the life of the player.
~Author : George Bernard Shaw Wise Quotes

Human beings, who are almost unique in having the ability to learn from the experience of others, are also remarkable for their apparent disinclination to do so.
~Author : Douglas Adams Motivational Sayings